Friday, 20 July 2012

7 Celebrities Who Dress Too Young for Their Age (These Styles Need to Get Put on Punishment!)

‘With age comes wisdom,’ or so the saying goes. But we all know that’s not true. A lot of things don’t come with age, like a more matured sense of style. We’re not talking about our friend’s parents either. Some celebs seem to perpetually be in a “drop it like it’s hot” stage despite qualifying for AARP. Wearing everything from graphic tees to copious amounts of cleavage, these adults need to grow up and into more appropriate fashion!

Here are 7 Celebrities who need to start dressing their age 

MARIAH CAREY:  In her defense the pop star does admit to being internally 12 years old. Judging by her many…”youthful” outfits, she seems to be running with this idea. Maybe now that she’s had “them babies” and dropped 30 lbs, the Butterfly singer is on her way to dressing like a bonafide 40-year-old.

MAMA COMBS: Likely the poster child for “mama’s Gone Wild,” Mama Combs is rarely seen without a plunging neckline or a platinum blonde wig. Now, we’re not saying she needs to be wearing a mumu, but can we get a happy medium?

SNOOP DOG:he cornrows and oversized clothing were kinda cool—in 1992! Now that Calvin Broadus is 40 years old, we’re over it.



NANCY JONES: Mama may have the body of a teenager, but she has the face of a 70-year-old and the voice of a 90-year-old man. W e know she’s young at heart, but lay off shopping at Delia*s will ya, Nancy?


VIVICA.A.FOX: Now in no ways are we saying that you can’t be 47 and $exy, because—we can’t lie—if our bodies looked half as good as Vivica’s does at that age we surely wouldn’t be wearing twinset cardigans. But Viv does have a tendency to look like she raided Keyshia Cole’s closet, circa 2005.


MADONNA: Madge has the body of a well-oiled machine, but c’mon…liquid leggings and arm warmers in your 50s? HELL No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JANICE DICKINSON:We are neither jealous of her body or impressed by that 3-year-old’s breast-stifling bandeau bikini. We could go without seeing “the world’s first supermodel” in another get-up like this for a while. A LONG while.

15 comments:

  1. LMAOOOO............ shameless old folks

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  2. Vivica.A.Fox looks sexy though. Dashy u evil hahahhaha

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  3. I LOVE MARIAH CARAH'S STYLE. free the chick abeg

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  4. lmaoo Snoop Dogg is worse. Agbaya

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  5. nahhhh.Janice Dickinson is the worst. YUCK she needs to always cover that body

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  6. i wonder how their kids will feel tho. lmfao

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  7. lwkmd check out Dennis Dickinson

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  8. hehehehehhehe asin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Dashy i like what ur doing with your blog. Proud of you B

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  10. Yhhhhh,im Proud of u too Bootylicious DAMMY

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  11. WTF is that really Dennis Dickinson? :o

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  12. Yeah its all true dashy. Kip it up*

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  13. Young shall grow while the old shall ***, hehe

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